The scariest DAM sentences

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In honour of Halloween, please enjoy these spooky, scary, and possibly even haunted very short sentences that will make any digital asset management, collections, marketing, and IT manager shiver with fright. 

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It was a dark and stormy night, and we don’t have a disaster recovery plan so we hope we don’t lose power and data. 

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I didn’t mean to delete it. 

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Almost everyone thought the artifact and the story were connected but there was no data to suggest this. (inspired by Salem’s Lot by Stephen King)

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The data turned blank all around me.

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Yes, let me give you access to the collections excel sheet.

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“It was a pleasure to burn all of the on-prem servers,” said the IT manager without cloud backup. (inspired by Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury)

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She hated keeping things organised.

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Happy Halloween and don’t let your DAM be the scariest thing in your life this season.